The iJustine Challenge is a special run of Portal consisting of specific rules made up by the runners. Below is the current official ruleset that must be followed.
RULES:
1.) The game must be played at host_timescale 5 (You may play at a lower speed, however it won't count)
2.) You may slow down time 3 times in total, but it MUST be at host_timescale 0.5.
3.) You must have a camera pointing at your keyboard to prove authenticity.
4.) During Chamber 16, you must have the Talon Trot song from Banjo Kazooie playing the entire time until you beat the chamber.
5.) You must rescue Chairy (the knocked over chair in second half of the rocket turret room) and bring him to the chairs outside GLaDOS's chamber. Chairy must be upright upon his delivery to his friends.
6.) During each loading zone you must visibly dab (fully visible, you may have a v-tuber model dab if camera is unavailable).
7.) After each loading zone you must run a random number generator between 0 and 10. Anything over 3 you must add to your Mouse sensitivity. Getting a 0 allows you to reset your sensitivity. After each loading zone, if the number generated is less than 5, you must turn on Reverse Mouse Direction (including when 0 is generated). If it is greater than or equal to 5, you must turn off reverse mouse direction. Read More
8.) You must bind the R key to spawn a bird. One bird must be spawned in each playthrough. It can be any bird you wish. (The console command for the crow is "npc_create npc_crow")
9.) As soon as you begin the escape segment during Chamber 19, you must play Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5) on repeat until you beat GLaDOS. If, at any point, you find yourself humming or singing along to Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5), you must pause the challenge and hum or sing along until the end of the loop. You may continue the challenge once the loop ends.
10.) You must lie at one point during your run. The quality and nature of the lie does not matter, and can be as simple as an untrue statement or as complex as lying about having a live keyboard webcam. You must be able to cite this lie when asked. You may lie more than once during a run, but it is not required and may reflect poorly on your character.
11.) While in possession of the dual portal gun, never intentionally enter an orange portal. You can accidentally fall back into an orange portal, as long as you didn't shoot a new blue portal first. Objects can pass through any portal.
12.) You must not operate the mouse with your right hand at any point during the run
13.) You may omit one rule from your run.
14.) After defeating GLaDOS you must play a game of Team Fortress 2 to completion using ALL APPLICABLE control configurations changed by the rules of the iJustine challenge during the course of the run as they were at the moment you defeated GLaDOS. (For example: sensitivity, reversed mouse, only the left hand can touch the mouse, etc.)
15.) To celebrate women, every time you die you must name someone who identifies as a woman. They must be a real woman and you must use a real name for them (usernames/pseudonyms are not allowed) You cannot continue the run until a woman is named. You cannot repeat any women during the run.
16.) To help spread peace, you must go and kiss every turret that can spew bullets in the game (excluding rocket turrets, they shoot rockets not bullets). You must be in close enough range that you could grab them and you must either make a kissing noise, say the word smooch, or play a kissing sound from a soundboard. It is not required to kiss the turrets who can't shoot or are non-functional. however, it would really brighten up their day if you did.
17.) (PENDING) Game must be played with a 4:3 aspect ratio, just as god intended
If you've completed the challenge and your VOD has been approved, you may create an amendment to the rules of the challenge (adding, changing, or removing a rule) which all future attempts of the iJustine Challenge must abide. You cannot change/remove rules 1-3. Your new and improved iJustine Challenge ruleset must be reasonably within human bounds - if the possibility of your rule is called into question, you may be required to prove your new rule's viability.
The precise means of how you must prove it will be up to the challenge moderators. The iJustine Challenge VOD submissions must be sent to Robbydude for verification. Please only send 1 run at a time.
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RULE CHANGES
1) clown_depot (VOD link)
Rule added - Talon Trot must be played in Chamber 16, Chairy must be brought to the end
2) TwilightPB (VOD link)
Rule added - During each loading zone you must visibly dab
3) Robbydude (VOD link)
Rule changed - host_timescale 10 reduced to 5.
4) TheKorgusLord (VOD link)
Rule added - After each loading zone, you must run a random number generator between 0 and 10. Anything over 3 you must add to your Mouse sensitivity. Getting a 0 allows you to reset your sensitivity.
5) snowyponi (VOD link)
Rule changed - However much you changed your mouse sensitivity (referencing rule change #4), you must multiply that by 2 and add it to your FOV.
6) HollyWolly (VOD link)
Rule added - You must bind the R key to spawn a bird. One bird must be spawned in each playthrough. It can be any bird you wish. (The console command for the crow is "npc_create npc_crow")
7) Robbydude (VOD link)
Rule changed - You no longer need to change the FOV for Rule 7 (See: rule change #4 and #5).
8) pennypeachy (VOD link)
Rule added - As soon as you begin the escape segment during Chamber 19, you must play Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5) on repeat until you beat GLaDOS. If, at any point, you find yourself humming or singing along to Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5), you must pause the challenge and hum or sing along until the end of the loop. You may continue the challenge once the loop ends.
9) barroooooo (VOD link)
Rule added - You must lie at one point during your run. The quality and nature of the lie does not matter, and can be as simple as an untrue statement or as complex as lying about having a live keyboard webcam. You must be able to cite this lie when asked. You may lie more than once during a run, but it is not required and may reflect poorly on your character.
10) Clickster500 (VOD link)
While in possession of the dual portal gun, never intentionally enter an orange portal. You can accidentally fall back into an orange portal, as long as you didn't shoot a new blue portal first. Objects can pass through any portal.
11) Azalea__Rose (VOD link)
You must not operate the mouse with your right hand at any point during the run
12) Clickster500 (VOD link)
Rule changed - Added the Reverse Mouse Direction clause, and modified wording.
13) HollyWolly (VOD link)
Rule added - You may omit one rule from your run.
14) lettucelattice (VOD link)
Rule added - After defeating GLaDOS you must play a game of Team Fortress 2 to completion using ALL APPLICABLE control configurations changed by the rules of the iJustine challenge during the course of the run as they were at the moment you defeated GLaDOS. (For example: sensitivity, reversed mouse, only the left hand can touch the mouse, etc.)
15) TheRealVee (VOD link)
Rule added - To celebrate women, every time you die you must name someone who identifies as a woman. They must be a real woman and you must use a real name for them (usernames/pseudonyms are not allowed) You cannot continue the run until a woman is named. You cannot repeat any women during the run. Additionally, to help spread peace, you must go and kiss every turret that can spew bullets in the game (excluding rocket turrets, they shoot rockets not bullets). You must be in close enough range that you could grab them and you must either make a kissing noise, say the word smooch, or play a kissing sound from a soundboard. It is not required to kiss the turrets who can't shoot or are non-functional. however, it would really brighten up their day if you did
HALL OF FAME
Players who have beaten the iJustine Challenge in the original host_timescale 10 speed without slow-downs are listed below. You may submit a Hall of Fame run only following rules 1-3 (with the timescale changed to 10 without slowing down), but you won't be able to change the ruleset unless you follow all posted rules.
snowyponi - 20:08 (VOD link)
TheKorgusLord - 23:52 (VOD link)
pennypeachy - 28:05 (VOD link)
TheRealVee - 30:58 (VOD link)
TwilightPB - 38:00 (VOD link)
HollyWolly - 1:25:09 (VOD link)